With arrival of Spring to Krakow our hostel is at the height of preparation for bike orientated guests. Both our locations, the hostel on Sarego St. and the Private rooms on Pl. na Groblach acquired couple of old-new bikes.These are Japanese cruisers, brave and adventurous samurais, hopefully without any tendencies to self destruction. Would like to use them? ask at the reception desk.

Probably it’s best to ignore the snoring guy. As long as he is still breathing, there is a good chance that he will move himself in time.

Until then, why not take some free earplugs from the hostel  reception desk?

Here you have the venerable Bialy Jelen, gruff perhaps but refined and capable of great depth.

And here we present for your consideration the super future-fruity SATSUMA from the body shop.

What are YOU cleansing yourself with these days? Did you find it in a basket on a shelf somewhere?

Yes, many human beings here in our fine hostel, in this lovely and historic city of Krakow, are choosing to poison themselves with alcohol. Our humane and hostel expertise, tell us they do it in order to forget their supposed ‘problems,’ in order to summon the confidence to approach a potential sexual partner or in order to ‘relax’.So it goes. Why not try it yourself? It increases boldness, and kill brain cells [proven by science]. Drink alone, or with others gathered in hostel’s common room or kitchen for added enjoyment of confusion.
And here you go a meta-quotation to end up this post:
“Here’s what the Encyclopedia Galactica has to say about alcohol. It says that alcohol is a colourless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars and also notes its intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms.”
-Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy

Here in the hostel we really like coffee. Perhaps Krakow is not the best place for coffee, but certainly is not the worse neither. Some of hostel crew are really celebrating small coffee moments behind the kitchen table, no matter if Krakow is experiencing mist, rain, snow or sand storm. No wonder that some of us were very puzzled learning about the experiment, where spiders were treated with all different kinds of toxins and then their performance while making the web, was closely observed by demiurgic scientists. It turned out that caffeine spiders were the biggest failure of all. Well, we invite you all, confused and troubled caffeine spiders to invade our hostel, we will make you a good coffee.

We humbly remind you that in Krakow and entire  world of hostels we are so far the only provider of fun in exact amount of 60%.